IT’S NO SECRET that Chris Pratt, hunky action hero though he is, does not take himself too seriously.
The former Parks and Rec actor currently filming Jurassic World 2, which seemingly requires him to get super buff again – he’s on a pretty tough diet, and for the past few weeks has been venting his frustrations about it on Instagram.
He’s even started a series called What’s My Snack? to showcase the grim health food he has to eat:
The series has been getting a lot of attention (the Jurassic World 2 crew even got t-shirts made for it) but Chris Pratt is actually very good at Instagram in general.
Really, he’s just Andy Dwyer IRL.
He’s used it to troll fans (and Jennifer Lawrence) on the press trail
He knew people would love to see pics of him and Jen… so he cut her out of all his selfies. Nice, Chris, nice.
Mortify his wife
He’ll put anything up. Anna Faris is clearly a very patient woman.
Take the piss out of his own poncey photoshoots
I have to credit the brilliant photographer Mark Seliger who discovered me wedged between these two rocks. It took him all day to pull me out. I had barely enough strength to stare pensively into the distance.
In this photo I try to casually put my left hand in my pocket but the pants are so tight I get the tip of three fingers in. Also I was sweating so bad they gave me that hat.
Reveal his talent for plaiting hair
He went on to demonstrate this in an interview. Extremely admirable.
And he regularly opens up about the rigours of being a Famous Man
It’s not just diets. There’s makeup (please observe the little clip in his hair):
And he has to do the sheet masks too. The torment is never ending!
Thanks for raising awareness, Chris.
