1. Every outing of your heels has to be strategically planned
“Approximately how long will I be out for? Will there be seats? Can we get a taxi to the door?”
2. Lasting the whole night in them is a MAJOR achievement
3. But usually, it’s two hours tops
4. And you always come away with some sort of injury
Blisters, scratches, dodgy toes… You’ve seen it all now.
5. You mistakenly thought these would magically make things better
“Party all night, shop all day.” Oh shut up, Scholl.
6. And you owe a huge debt of gratitude to these
7. You’ve walked the dirty streets of Ireland in your bare feet more times than you can count
8. Until you discovered these things, and you never looked back
9. You’ve toyed with giving them up completely
SWEET FREEDOM! Until a wedding happens and you feel like you need them to be fancy.
10. Even though all of your mates tower over you
11. And people in crowded clubs are a lot more likely to step on you
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Heels are good for one thing and one thing only – making your feet harder to step on.
12. But still, the promise of painless feet is too good to ignore
And look at all the cute flats you can get now! There’s no need for heels. Just let them go.
