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12 essential facts of life for women who hate high heels

We wish we knew how to quit you, heels.

1. Every outing of your heels has to be strategically planned

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“Approximately how long will I be out for? Will there be seats? Can we get a taxi to the door?”

2. Lasting the whole night in them is a MAJOR achievement

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3. But usually, it’s two hours tops

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4. And you always come away with some sort of injury

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Blisters, scratches, dodgy toes… You’ve seen it all now.

5. You mistakenly thought these would magically make things better

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“Party all night, shop all day.” Oh shut up, Scholl.

6. And you owe a huge debt of gratitude to these

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7. You’ve walked the dirty streets of Ireland in your bare feet more times than you can count

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8. Until you discovered these things, and you never looked back

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9. You’ve toyed with giving them up completely

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SWEET FREEDOM! Until a wedding happens and you feel like you need them to be fancy.

10. Even though all of your mates tower over you

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11. And people in crowded clubs are a lot more likely to step on you

Heels are good for one thing and one thing only – making your feet harder to step on.

12. But still, the promise of painless feet is too good to ignore

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And look at all the cute flats you can get now! There’s no need for heels. Just let them go.

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