2. How much do you have to spend?
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20p
50p
75p
A WHOLE POUND
3. Pick a bar to accompany your penny sweets.
4. And finally, pick a flavour of Cadet.
Cola
Orange
Lemon and Lime
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You're an old-fashioned bullseye!
Are you a granda? Cos this here is a granda sweet. But we won't judge you for it. Much.
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You're a lovely green bon bon!
The most desirable of all bon bons. But one or two is enough - any more and the jaw would fall off you from chewing.
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You're a bit of clove rock!
Oh. How unfortunate that no one has touched you since at least 1957.
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You're a golf ball bubblegum!
So exciting at the start (Yay! Bubblegum!) but the flavour is gone after two chews. TWO CHEWS. Waste of a 1p.
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You're a licorice allsort!
Nobody wants licorice allsorts, but somehow they just keep showing up. GO AWAY LICORICE ALLSORTS>
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You're a fizzy cola bottle!
The platonic ideal of a penny sweet. Nobody's mad at getting a few fizzy cola bottles.
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You're a sour key!
We're willing to fork out the extra few pence for these delicious, tangy morsels.
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You're a Fruit Salad!
The only Fruit Salad we're truly happy to eat. Taste, scent, looks... a 10 in all of them.
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You're a white mouse!
Everyone knows that these are only pretending to be chocolate. You have notions above your station. But do we care? No.
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You're milk teeth!
More fun than the average penny sweet. Who among us has not worn milk teeth as dentures? What larks!
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You're a Postman Pat sweet!
Everyone wanted you, everyone misses you. Where did you go, and why did you leave us here all alone?
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You're a Refresher!
Mothers turn pale at the sight of you. The sugariest of them all. The loose tooth-unseater. That's you.
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You're a Black Jack!
Primarily eaten for their ability to turn a tongue black. Taste is secondary here, but not the worst.