IT’S JUST LIKE your mam told you: you should always, always check your bill carefully in restaurants.
Sure you never know what someone could have hidden* on there.
*OK, they’re not really ‘hidden’. Just camouflaged in the small print.
1. This $2 ‘farting charge’
2. This entry for someone who just wanted a Dr Pepper
3. These brilliant instructions for the chef
4. This very special discount
5. This desperate bid for attention
6. This receipt for a customer who would do anything for lunch
7. And this one from a modest, retiring staff member
8. This poignant reflection of the difficulties of poets worldwide
9. This troubling warning
10. These chicken wings
11. And this message for a good cause.
