1. Posting 20+ photos of you and a friend doing variations of the same pose to an album titled ‘Randommm x’
2. And having another album simply called ‘Me’
3. People commenting “Can I own this” under photos, to which you would dutifully change the caption to “X owns”
4. Adopting the ‘thinking’ face as your default pose
5. Or with the camera positioned WAYYYY above your head
6. Posting mirror pics with flash because how else were you supposed to do it with your mam’s digital camera?
7. Throwing up two fingers to go with your duck face
8. Editing your photos so they looked like this. Very cool
9. Listing out every single band you’d ever listened to under your ‘Music’ header
10. And picking a few ‘deep’ quotes to put in your ‘About Me’ section in lieu of any actual information About You
11. Having a screen name that showed off just how emo and/or random you were (xXblood_red_roseXx, or perhaps TehPenguinWaffleXo)
12. Answering lists of questions like this so all your fans could get to know you better
13. Submitting photos to various Bebo Stunnah pages
14. Posting photos with captions like “I’m so ugly lol” and waiting for the chorus of “No ur not ur rly sexii”
15. Posing questionnaires to see how well your friends really knew you…
16. …Then getting thoroughly miffed if it turned out they didn’t know you at all
17. Making a pact with a pal to give each other your ‘Luv’ for the day, and taking it as an friendship-ending offence if they didn’t do it
18. And WrItIn eVrYtiN lYk DiS xx (“,)
