EVERYDAY THINGS SHOULD be easy.
Life is tricky enough at the best of times without day-to-day tasks being hard, right?
Do you find these everyday things difficult too, or are we just a bit rubbish at existing?
Lighting a candle with a lighter
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Every time you get the lighter flat enough and close to the candle, it goes out. Try again, goes out again. Repeat until your thumb is burnt.
Opening packets
There’s a name of the frustration resulting from an inability to open packaging. It’s called “wrap rage” and we’ve all been there.
Packaging is hard.
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We’ve all been defeated by a tight cap on a bottle, or a stubborn lid on a jar – in fact, apparently around six thousand people a year end up in hospital due to wounds caused by tricky blister packs or rigid clamshell-style packaging. It’s not just us!
Getting a key off a key ring
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Why are key rings constructed like a puzzle?
Packing shopping bags
Speaking of puzzles, packing your bag after a supermarket shop is kind of like a real-life Tetris.
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A real-life Tetris that ends up with smashed eggs. Sigh.
Accepting a compliment
A minefield. If you agree, will you sound full of yourself? If you brush it off, will you seem rude?
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Why is it SO hard just to say “Thanks”?!
Dividing a bill
You’d swear the table was all going in on a mortgage together.
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If you’re going out with friends you may as well just take a calculator. There’s always one who didn’t get dessert, or didn’t have any wine, or only had a main course.
The mental arithmetic is too much for our poor Ordinary Level Maths at Leaving Cert brains. We surrender.
Boiling an egg
We all have a perfect method, but nothing is foolproof.
Too runny, too hard. To use a timer, to go with your gut.
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It’s a tightrope we walk everyday of our lives. We all have our crosses to bear, I suppose.
Taking a photograph
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“EVERYONE! PHOTO!”
“Is everyone in?”
“Wait, wait, who’s going to take it?”
“Oh no, Mary closed her eyes!”
Ten minutes later and we are no closer to having this bloody photo taken.
