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8 problems facing people who are absolute rides

Sometimes I think things would be easier if I weren’t so pretty.

THIS WEEK THREE men from the United Arab Emirates were kicked out of a festival in Saudi Arabia for being too handsome.

Religious police deemed the three lads too distracting for the females in attendance, and asked them to leave.

So, you see, things can be really hard when you’re ridiculously good looking.

We’ve rounded up some of the problems you face when you are just too much of a ride:

1. Mingers are always coming on to you and you have to tell them to…

2. People who aren’t as stunning as you are always ruining your pictures

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3. People are really jealous of you

4. You reduce people to actual tears

5. You get caught in your own reflection

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6. People are always embarrassing you with compliments

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7. People are always trying to catch you out

8. You have to pre-empt the haters

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Emer McLysaght

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