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9 reasons why we want to be best mates with Ryan Gosling

Hi Ryan, we would like to be your friend, it’s not a big thing to ask is it?

HIS WEEKEND SEES the release of the new Ryan Gosling movie The Place Beyond the Pines.

It sees everyone’s favourite Hollywood hunk  team up with Blue Valentine director as a stunt rider who decides to commit a crime to make money for his wife and child.

The film also stars Eva Mendes (Gosling’s real-life girlfriend), Bradley Cooper and Rose Byrne.

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Ryan has said he’s taking a break from movies soon (even though we still have Only God Forgives to look forward to) which in a way is very distressing.

But if Ryan has all this free time then maybe he’d want to become friends with us? Seriously.

Here are the reasons why we’d like to be best mates with Ryan Gosling

1. He’ll always have a laugh with us

Ryan definitely looks like he has a good sense of humour. Look at him here having a good ol’ chuckle at life:

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Ah jaysus Ryan you seem like a right laugh in fairness:

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2. We can cringe over the fact someone made a dishtowel out of your face

As your friend we are here to share in the strange moments in life with you Ryan. Such as this:

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3. And also discuss this meme business

Now that we’re friends , we can discuss those infamous Hey Girl memes of you that all over the internet.

How do you REALLY feel about them?

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4. We can borrow your clothes

Ryan you dress well and we’d like to borrow your clothes

We’ll start with this casual chic number:

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This blue suit:

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We can wear onesies with you just like that time you were on Ellen:

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And of course we’ll want to borrow that Drive jacket. Like, alot.

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5. We can hang out with your famous friends

Ryan we are excited to be your friend but we do think it would be cool if we can enjoy the company of some of your famous friends.

For example George Clooney could come hang out with us:

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Also Emma Stone is welcome to join our hanging out events whenever she wants.

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And Steve Carrell, consider yourself invited:

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6. We can look back on your childhood

It's going to be so much fun talking about your childhood days when you were on the Mickey Mouse Club with Justin Timberlake:

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And you'd get up and sing songs like this :

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And then you can tell us all about when you and Justin lived together and all your adventures:

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7. We'll try and accept your frequent nudity

If this happens:

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We will do our best to not be bothered.

Mind you if we're down the shops and you've trousers on we don't want you to get into trouble. We look out for our friends you see.

8. You can improve our lives

We reckon you can take us aside and teach us how to dress better and find love just like you did in the film Crazy, Stupid, Love which we're choosing to believe was a documentary.

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9. You will always encourage us to get in the water

And we appreciate you for that Ryan, even if you still refuse to wear a shirt

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