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12 unquestionably bleak New Year's resolutions

And you thought dry January was unappealing…

HAPPY ‘ACTUAL START of New Year’s resolutions’ day. Everyone knows that New Year’s Day doesn’t count.

According to data taken from Twitter, the top resolution was to ‘work out’.


But there have also been a few others knocking about. Others that are slightly more off the beaten track…

1. This stunning lifestyle change

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2. The constant struggle for independence, realised

Just in case…

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3. Reaching for the unreachable

There is no solid proof that this could not happen.

4. Finally doing what has been a long time coming

5. Breaking all social boundaries

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6. :(

7. The downright impossible

Bleak because it’s NEVER going to happen.

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8. Something we can all get behind

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9. A tough one

10. But school SUCKS

11. Both are valid and important, to be fair

12. And finally, one for everyone in the audience

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