Dublin: 12 °C Thursday 28 October, 2021

12 unquestionably bleak New Year's resolutions

And you thought dry January was unappealing…

HAPPY ‘ACTUAL START of New Year’s resolutions’ day. Everyone knows that New Year’s Day doesn’t count.

According to data taken from Twitter, the top resolution was to ‘work out’.


But there have also been a few others knocking about. Others that are slightly more off the beaten track…

1. This stunning lifestyle change

Starbuck's new drink naming strategy fails miserably Source: MatHampson

2. The constant struggle for independence, realised

Just in case…

Source: Eric Farrell/YouTube

3. Reaching for the unreachable

There is no solid proof that this could not happen.

4. Finally doing what has been a long time coming

5. Breaking all social boundaries

advantage-card Source: theonlywayischelsea

6. :(

7. The downright impossible

Bleak because it’s NEVER going to happen.

B6OD0LVIQAAx0bP Source: thereaIbanksy

8. Something we can all get behind

Day 290 / 265 - In search of a title ( high contrast black and white ) Source: xJason.Rogersx

9. A tough one

10. But school SUCKS

11. Both are valid and important, to be fair

12. And finally, one for everyone in the audience

8 people who have already failed spectacularly at keeping a New Year’s resolution>

A tram driver made this huge New Year’s countdown horribly awkward>

About the author:

Read next: