LISTEN, IT’S TOUGH to be a good texter. A good texter is constantly on their phone, and that’s just rude… just as rude as not replying.
1. Sometimes, your message is just way too long
It’s not OUR fault if you write us an essay we just can’t take the time to respond.
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2. Read receipts are our mortal enemy
Turn them OFF.
3. Emoticons? Please, you don’t even correct your autocorrects
4. You’re always briefly horrified when you go to text someone for a favour and realise you didn’t text back to their essay
5. Our excuses will always be weak, because the truth is we just weren’t arsed
6. Just because we’re on our phone a lot doesn’t mean we always text back straight away
7. We’re gonna just call you if there are too many back and forths
8. One word back is perfectly acceptable
9. Texting us a second time is not desperate and will probably prompt us to text back
10. No, we’re not playing hard to get
We just didn’t text you back mate, that’s kinda the opposite.
11. Noting that we updated our Facebook or Twitter before responding is not helping
It’s a WHOLE DIFFERENT APP.
