BE HONEST!
1. How often do you change your hand towel?
At least once a week
Around once a month
What hand towel?
3. Is there currently a bag lining that bin?
Yes, there's a bag
There's a bin but no bag
I told you, I don't have a bin
5. Have you ever flossed your teeth and then smelled the floss?
Just the once
All the time
Don't make me sick!
6. Have you ever used the toilet brush to clean skid marks off the bowl, and replaced it without rinsing it?
Yes
No
7. Have you ever used someone else's toothbrush?
Yes, but it was an emergency
Yes, and I'd do it again in a heartbeat
Never
9. Have you ever panicked when a poo wouldn't flush, and disposed of the pooh elsewhere?
Yes, yes I have
What? No! What kind of question is this? Someone call the guards.
10. Have you ever taken a picture of your poo to brag to someone else?
WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE? Never.
Yes *proud face*
You scored out of !
You're absolutely manky.
GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!
You scored out of !
You're a bit of a rotter
You've got your bathroom vices, but don't we all? You're not alone dear friend.
You scored out of !
You're clean as a whistle
Your poos are like tiny Maltesers that smell like the Body Shop.
Or else you're lying.
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