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How Disgusting Are You In The Bathroom?

Be honest.

poo Source: flickr

BE HONEST!

1. How often do you change your hand towel?
At least once a week
Around once a month

What hand towel?
2. Is there a bin in your bathroom?
Yes
No
3. Is there currently a bag lining that bin?
Yes, there's a bag
There's a bin but no bag

I told you, I don't have a bin
4. Have you ever wiped snot on a bathroom wall?
Yes
No
5. Have you ever flossed your teeth and then smelled the floss?
Just the once
All the time

Don't make me sick!
6. Have you ever used the toilet brush to clean skid marks off the bowl, and replaced it without rinsing it?
Yes
No
7. Have you ever used someone else's toothbrush?
Yes, but it was an emergency
Yes, and I'd do it again in a heartbeat

Never
8. Do you look after you wipe?
Yes
No
9. Have you ever panicked when a poo wouldn't flush, and disposed of the pooh elsewhere?
Yes, yes I have
What? No! What kind of question is this? Someone call the guards.
10. Have you ever taken a picture of your poo to brag to someone else?
WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE? Never.
Yes *proud face*
Answer all the questions to see your result!
You scored out of !
You're absolutely manky.
GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!
Share your result:
You scored out of !
You're a bit of a rotter
You've got your bathroom vices, but don't we all? You're not alone dear friend.
Share your result:
You scored out of !
You're clean as a whistle
Your poos are like tiny Maltesers that smell like the Body Shop. Or else you're lying.
Share your result:

 

Read: Share a bathroom with someone else? Their poo is probably on your toothbrush

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Emer McLysaght

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