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8 of the absolute best one-liners from last night's Gogglebox

“She’s affected!”

1. “Jeans are too stiff. Trousers are too loose. Cords are just right. Right in the middle.”

One of the Cavan twins absolutely loves his cords.

cords Source: TV3

2. “She’s affected, like!”

Said the Limerick Mammy in response to Nicole Scherzinger pretending to get into a rap on The X Factor.

affe Source: TV3

3. “Isn’t she a lovely lady?”

Castleknock grannies <3 Nuala Carey

buaka Source: TV3

4. “Good man Marty with your chainsaw.”

Good man.

maty Source: TV3

5. “Well done, Marty. You made shite out of that wood altogether.”

Irish people won’t let you away with anything. 

shite Source: TV3

6. “Bear Grylls, I love him.” “Do you?” “I think he’s gorgeous.” “Drinking your own urine?” “I wouldn’t care. I’d drink his and everything.”

RIGHT THEN.

urine Source: TV3

7. “I thought it was actually showing you how to kill your mother and I was hoping none of mine would look at it because they keep asking me about the post office book.”

ma Source: TV3

 8. ”It’s a titty.”

Mature. Real mature.

ta Source: TV3

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