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The Dredge: Tom Cruise lobs the gob on.... WHO CARES? BEYONCÉ, BEYONCÉ, BEYONCÉ!

And some other stuff about other, lesser celebs.

EVERY WEEKDAY MORNING, rounds up the best of the day’s celebrity dirt – from the top to the very bottom.

#SPIT ON US BEYONCÉ Tom Cruise hasn’t, to our knowledge lobbed the gob on anyone lately, and if he had we wouldn’t care, because all we care about today is Beyoncé.

Her halftime show at  last night’s Super Bowl was stunning.

She flicked her hair on the general direction of the miming naysayers, took off bits of her clothes while she sang and did we mention her thighs? Who runs the world? Beyoncé’s thighs, that’s who.

Also, with that Destiny’s Child reunion, the Poor Michelle blog will be in overdrive today. We can’t wait.

Oh, and then there’s the announcement that our girl Bey is coming to Dublin in May.

It’s too much. We need a lie down. Preferably with Beyoncé.

Look at that creepy hand coming in to touch her. Jealous. (AP Photo/Charlie Riedel)

#POOR BRESSIE In amongst Beyoncé mania on Twitter this morning, we spotted this lone tweet from Bressie (aka Niall Breslin from The Blizzards).

He’s announcing tour dates today too.

You’re lovely we’re sure Bressie, but Beyoncé beat you to it. Stinger.

#BOYZ II MOSCOW Russian prez Vladimir Putin wants Boyz II Men to come to Moscow to perform in an effort to boost the country’s population.


Well, that’s Radar Online’s take on the boyband’s forthcoming gig in the Russian capital, claiming that the music will make the country’s women go weak at the knees.

We would pay cash money to see Putin up on stage, crooning away.

Are there going to be lots of Russian babies called Nathan, Wayne and Shawn in nine months? (AJM/AJM/EMPICS Entertainment)

And the rest of the day’s celebrity dirt…

  • Tulisa‘s football playing boyfriend Danny Simpson was knocked unconscious during a fight in Manchester (The Sun)
  • Justin Bieber‘s bodyguard has been accused of threatening someone who took a picture of The Biebz (TMZ)
  • Kim Kardashian‘s baby bump is growing. As, er baby bumps usually do (Daily Mail)
  • Kate Middleton‘s baby bump is also growing. Again, that’s fairly normal (People)
  • Chris Brown can breathe a sigh of relief after Frank Ocean said he won’t press charges for assault. Pity (Mirror)