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# big bras
14 things girls with big boobs would like you to understand
They’re a lot of work.

AS MUCH AS BIG boobs are celebrated in society, they have their drawbacks.

It’s not all sunshine and roses in the life of a big boobed lady, you know.

1. Big boobs are expensive

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A good, sturdy bra that will keep them in check doesn’t come cheap, you know.

2. And most of the time, they’re not catered to in regular stores

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Strolling into Penneys and picking up a two-pack just isn’t an option.

3. AND the bra options can be DIRE

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Thick straps, flesh-coloured… The opposite of dainty.

4. The idea of having a clothes size goes right out the window

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You could be a 12 all over but have to pick up a 14 or a 16 because your boobs take up so much space. There is just no way of knowing.

5. And most fashion trends pass you right by

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Deep V-neck dresses? Nope, unless you want to spend the whole night on nip watch. Those lacy bralets? Not a chance.

6. Not to mention the worry about looking ‘appropriate’

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Even though it’s entirely out of your control.

7. So you layer up and slowly roast to death

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Camisoles. Camisoles everywhere.

8. Unwanted attention is pretty much constant

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Leering, yes, but also people asking if they’re real, telling you to put them away, and generally poking their noses where they don’t belong.

9. ‘No bra days’ just aren’t a thing for you

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CONSTANT VIGILANCE. CONSTANT SUPPORT.

10. Running up or down stairs is an…experience

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You must hang on to yourself for dear life, lest you cause some sort of earthquake.

11. You need multiple sports bras just to keep everything in place at the gym

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And it’s absolutely no craic to try and extricate yourself from that, let us reveal.

12. Seatbelts are on a mission to choke you

13. And underboob sweat follows you everywhere you go

*Googles ‘boob anti-perspirant’*

14. But despite all this, you’re pretty fond of them

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And sometimes you like to grab a handful. Just because you can.

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