1. . You spent a lot of time planning their demise
2. ”If you ask mam she’ll say yes”.
3. All of your toys got the scissors treatment
4. Hand-me-downs. So many hand-me-downs
5. You appreciate that this is an A1 burn
6. These were your fights
7. This was your revenge
8. Your face when they offered to do something nice for you
9. “Stop hitting yourself, stop hitting yourself, stop hitting yourself”
10. “You go in goals. We won’t kick it hard”
11. When your mam made them let you play with them