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Extremely bitter ex-fiance selling engagement ring worn by 'Satan herself'

Claims he’ll shove it into the fires of Mordor if the Craigslist ad fails to shift it.

NOT ALL RELATIONSHIPS end well, and the process of separating your actual selves is a lot easier than diving and selling off your stuff.

This guy knows aaaall about it. It’s even harder to get rid of an engagement ring when the previous owner was the pure essence of all that is evil in the world.

The scorned man posted the ad on Craigslist describing the ring’s essential stats, including a $1,800 price tag, and a 1.5 carat weight set in 14K white gold.

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What’s the condition like, though?

The ring is in like new condition, only worn for a short period of time by Satan herself.

Oh.

This bombshell is followed by a mild warning:

Ring may be cursed as it tends to leave a path of destruction behind it. Possible events associated with this ring include but are not limited to: damage sustained to house, vehicle, heart, downed powerlines, fallen trees, and swarms of locus. I would highly recommend taking action to counter the whirlwind of bad mojo that surround this piece of jewelry. Should consider having curse removed by voodoo priest or something before presenting to loved one. Other than that a very nice piece of jewelry.

OTHER THAN THAT.

If it’s not sold by Christmas it’s going ‘into the fires of Mordor’ so act now and don’t let that happen.

It’s still in the original box though, if that sways you at all.

h/t Daily Dot

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