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9 reasons why Bono is the embarrassing dad of Ireland

Morto for all of us.

THE NATION OF Ireland has an embarrassing dad. And that dad’s name is Bono.

Here is the proof.

1. Ireland, meet your dad.

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2. He likes to think he’s pretty ‘streetwise’.

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3. But whenever someone gets a camera out, he pulls an embarrassing pose.

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4. He dances badly.

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5. And doesn’t know when to stop when people aren’t impressed.

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6. He owns several dodgy leather jackets.

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None of which quite fit him properly.

7. He’s mortifying when he has a drink.

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8. He’s still holding on to his clothes from decades past.

Source: Photocall Ireland

9. And he sometimes wears his dressing gown when your mates come round.

Source: Gareth Chaney/Photocall Ireland!

Here’s to Bono! Ireland’s embarrassing dad.

As with all embarrassing dads, we’d be sorry if he wasn’t there to laugh at.

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