Thursday 5 August, 2021
Would you ever be able to look your parents in the eye again?
You can’t take us anywhere
It’s been described as “gruesomely watchable.”
Let’s just say that the 1990s/2000s were an unforgiving time.
“I just wanted to say… I completely agree that my speech at the Golden Globes last night was inelegantly expressed.”
“What did she do? I didn’t see it?”
“I am done with boys. I want to kill all of them.”
Who knew the Queen was so young?
On live telly, no less.
The whole saga is facepalm-worthy.
Two summer’s worth of unknown numbers.
So much fail, so little time.
So much fail, so little time.
“Have a nice flight!” “You too!”
Ah, breaking up over text.
Someone should have checked.
The midfielder has committed his long-term future to the club.
It’s difficult not to cringe watching this.
Scarlet for you, CNN.
This is *our* language – the world needs to know about it.
“Enjoy your meal!” “You too! Er, I mean…”
The woman’s son apparently thought he was only buying 10% of its shares.
“Your foot’s started jumping, you better get to the next question.”
