This is how you felt the first time you ate there
And just like that, an addiction was born
To the point that you sometimes regret ever getting one because of the cravings you get
So much of your disposable income is spent on Booj
(And yes, you call it ‘Booj’)
You can’t think of anything worse than losing your Boojum loyalty card
PERISH THE THOUGHT!
It’s always there for you when you’re dying of a hangover
*Friends theme song starts playing*
Even if you sometimes overdo it :/
CAN’T. STOP. EATING. BURRITO.
You long for the day it delivers to your house
And ‘proximity to Boojum’ is a genuine consideration you have when choosing where to live
Getting the Boojum Addict t-shirt is a serious #lifegoal
(Even if it forces you to contemplate how much money you have spent in Boojum.)