Dublin: 2 °C Sunday 5 December, 2021

A Dublin café is going to start delivering breakfast to your bed

Doing God’s work.

EVER WAKE UP in the morning wishing there was someone around to bring you breakfast?


Only always.

Well, Slice Café in Stoneybatter are at your service. For €10, they promise to bring a breakfast roll (veggie option too), freshly squeezed lemonade and a newspaper right to your doorstep.

You may actually have to get out of bed to accept it but we’ll take what we can get here.

They’re taking orders now for next weekend, and deliver any time between nine and 12 so your intense laziness isn’t a barrier here. The only catch is that you have to live within the vicinity of the North Circular to Arbour Hill and Kirwan Street to Palatine Square.

All of our dreams are coming true.


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