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Brown Hula Hoops are by far the best Hula Hoops

Red, blue and green just don’t compare.

WE’RE JUST GOING to come right out and say it.

BBQ Beef Hula Hoops AKA Brown Hoops are the best Hula Hoops of them all.

Original? Get out of there. Salt & vinegar? No way, José. Cheese & onion? Absolutely not.

These flavours might be the original trio, but they are to Brown Hoops what the rest of the Jackson 5 were to Michael Jackson: shadow lurkers.

They all pale in comparison to glorious Brown Hoops

*bows down to the greatness of brown hoops*

They’re always there for you. Whether you’re hungover…

(Can of coke + BBQ Beef Hula Hoops = excellent hangover cure)

Or just feeling peckish

Did we mention they are an ace sandwich filling?

Here’s a sandwich recipe for you to bookmark now.

Even cats love them.

And, as any cat owner will tell you, cats are very fussy eaters.

Heartbreak = when your Mam buys a six-pack of Hula Hoops in the supermarket… and there’s no brown ones inside

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In short, Brown Hoops = king

Nothing can top their brown, meaty goodness. (Also, props to them for making the word “brown” seem appetising. Not an easy feat.)

Beautiful.

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Amy O'Connor

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