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stevendepolo A burrito, unrelated to this sordid incident.
Couple arrested for having sex on top of burrito bar
And thus giving “pulled pork” a whole new meaning.

BURRITOS, EH? Big, sausage-shaped cylinders of meat, rice and beans. All warm and dripping.

If this is getting you in the mood, you’re not alone.* Two people have been arrested after police say they were having sex on the roof of a burrito bar.

According to CBS Philly, an officer called to the scene at a Chipotle restaurant in Delaware:

clearly observed the couple engaging in sexual intercourse on the roof.

He told them to stop, but they continued for “approximately 15-20 seconds”, police say.

ABC7 reports that the arrested pair – Michael Suh, 38, and Nicole Germack, 27 – allegedly both fled into Suh’s apartment.

It’s not known whether guacamole was involved.

*You are alone. Sorry.

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