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15 ways Cáca Milis for the Leaving Cert scarred us for life

She killed him because he was kind of annoying. LADS.

1. The Leaving Cert institution that is Cáca Milis taught us everything we know about train etiquette

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2. Don’t rustle your bag loudly, have your feet touching underneath the table or annoy fellow passengers with inane chatter for the whole journey

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3. Any time we’ve seen a piece of pink cake since it’s sent a shiver down our spine

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Worse if it comes out of a crumpled brown paper bag.

4. People have experienced Cáca Milis in real life (without the ending, probably)

5. For anyone with asthma, it had its relatable moments

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6. And the same for anyone who gets one of those awful winter coughs

Just get a slice of cake and cosplay as Pól.

7. We’ll never forget the sense of sheer frustration when Catherine watched him scoffing down that poxy cake

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8. Seared into our souls

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*tries not to get sick in class*

9. Catherine lied to him about the worm on his cake and the surrounding areas for no reason at all

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“This seems unnecessary.”

10. She also killed him for eating cake and breathing loudly

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Lies are bad, but murder? Ah now.

11. In amongst all the Gaeilge poems, literature and verbs Cáca Milis is the kind of thing that would haunt your nightmares

12. Pól and his inhaler struggles just stay with you

13. The whole way through you think she’s going to stop and then at the end SHE JUST WALKS AWAY

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Heartwarming? Redemption? Nah.

14. You can say Cáca Milis to anyone who’s done the Leaving and they’ll relive the terror

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15. The flashbacks are real


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David Elkin

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