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Last night, Calvin Harris and our man Zayn got in to a massive slagging match, and the world watched on with glee.

It all started off when Zayn retweeted this comparison between Taylor Swift and Miley Cyrus:

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The tweet has since been deleted from the original @FemaleTexts account, but Calvin was none too impressed with the slight on Tay’s Spotify stance. And let it be known with some NSFW shade throwing:

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But Zayn didn’t just take it lying down

Throwing a few rippings back Calvin’s way

And seemed to make reference to Calvin’s age to boot

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But then, just as it seemed like it was going to blow up into a seriously personal battle, Calvin tried to calm things

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And finished up on this rather patronising note

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#shade

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