IF YOU’RE NOT up to date with Cher’s Twitter presence, it’s pretty weird. Here are some examples:
I got a colonic.RT @lolyabitch @cher how did you celebrate Madonna's birthday?
— Cher (@cher) August 21, 2012
Stanley Tucci is a Brat
— Cher (@cher) August 26, 2014
Wu Tang Cher
— Cher (@cher) May 8, 2014
Clan
…Not how you’d expect a 72-year-old to act on Twitter, but hey, that’s why she’s Cher. Over the last eight years, she has blessed us with more than 27,000 of these weird tweets that don’t really make any sense and they have been enjoyed immensely.
On the 25th of July, Cher tweeted a very simple message: ‘Hi again’. Since then, people have been making plenty of jokes. Here are some of the best ones:
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Cats showing up at your door after disappearing for a couple of days and making you think they were dead: https://t.co/FlrUebsg4c
— LK (@ellkay_) July 27, 2018
2.
me returning to my friends on a night out after being missing for hours https://t.co/nmqJI4OATb
— joey (@joeshw) July 26, 2018
3.
me requesting another day off work https://t.co/CMNvp9RAqp
— Daragh Kenny (@Daragh_Kenny) July 27, 2018
4.
me going back up to the bartender 5 minutes after ordering a drink https://t.co/9R2PmdQ8om
— Kate (@kaiteasley) July 27, 2018
5.
me opening the same app i just closed https://t.co/zTGKL2OVYx
— zach (@Zachtyvm) July 27, 2018
6.
Me making my return to the sitting room to ask my parents for a lift after an argument https://t.co/w9yvklhoiZ
— Aoife Finlay (@Af123Bio) July 27, 2018
7.
me going back on twitter after i wished good night to people on whatsapp: https://t.co/Mbb7ZL7SEB
— syafiq (@malaymango) July 28, 2018
8.
Me after being left on read for 3 minutes https://t.co/eY96KtE003
— paulito (@pauIito) July 25, 2018
9.
me making tinder for the third time in as many months to match with the same 12 people https://t.co/JwSBhfHfhz
— christine and the feens (@bitnch) July 25, 2018
10.
Me coming back onto the shop floor after sneaking off into the back for 15 minutes https://t.co/OrJqxJUt4B
— joe (@JoeOBrien444) July 26, 2018
11.
me texting my boyfriend after accidentally causing an argument https://t.co/HeKomvaaLy
— liv (@livmckenxie) July 27, 2018
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me messaging my dad for more money https://t.co/qFawnrhaep
— b.b (@benoobrown) July 27, 2018
15.
me showing up to see mamma mia for the 7th time: https://t.co/3UtVIK9GS0
— mamma mia out of context (@mammamiacontext) July 27, 2018
16.
when you phone the takeaway back cause you forgot to order something https://t.co/Ub06RzGpTo
— lewis aitken (@basicallylewis) July 27, 2018
17. Even Lidl Ireland have gotten involved.
Us in Fortunestown when we reopen the Lidl store destroyed in the storm: https://t.co/8kPZJfcN9K
— Lidl Ireland (@lidl_ireland) July 26, 2018
