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What Does Your Wine of Choice Say About You?

We know.

WINE IS A very personal choice. Except when you go for the cheapest on the menu.

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So, pick your favourite wine.
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Chardonnay

Riesling
Pinot Grigio

Sauvignon Blanc
White Zinfandel

Champagne
Prosecco

Cabernet Sauvignon
Merlot


Literally anything

Second cheapest available
Answer all the questions to see your result!
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Rose
You're so glam, but a bit of a disaster. A glam disaster. It's five o'clock somewhere, eh?
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Chardonnay
You're slightly basic, and like your home comforts. You think you're a bit posh, but we all see your Penneys work trousers.
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Riesling
You've got a serious sweet tooth and don't know when to stop when it comes to getting stuck into the bottles over a meal. You mad bitch.
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Pinot Grigio
We all know you call this greej, work in some kind of communication job, and hit St William Street after work midweek.
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Sauvignon Blanc
You have a number of small kids and drink this in front of Geordie Shore. Either that, or you're boring and go for the house white.
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White Zinfandel
You're here to get drunk, and this wine is just a way to accommodate it. Go you.
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Champagne
Ooooh, get you. You're so fancy and you like to party. You also smell amazing, and we all know it.
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Prosecco
You are some craic to be around, and take great pride in grooming. Basically, you're a bit of a lash.
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Cabernet Sauvignon
You're masculine and a good cook. You shot a lot, but your steak makes up for it.
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Merlot
You're easy to get along with and can fit into any situation. You like the likes of WB Yeats and James Joyce, but have never actually read them.
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Shiraz
A bit of a hippy, are we? You love to travel, often to the point of annoyance. How do you afford it, TELL US?
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Pinot Noir
You don't know the difference between Pinor Noir and Pinto Grigio and now you have to sit there in silence.
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Malbec
A granny in a young body, that's you. You love going to bed before 10pm and asking people to turn down that music.
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Literally anything
You're a mad yoke and don't care about pretensions once the sesh is on.
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Rioja
You stay up all night, looking at the internet and planning holidays. You are living your best life.
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Second cheapest available
You look like you have it together on the outside, but inside, you're still a teenager. Basically, you are all of us.
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