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Chris Pratt wrote an excellent 'pre-apology' for anyone he might offend during his press tour

A must-read for easily offended people.

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AS YOU MAY remember, the cast of The Avengers repeatedly courted controversy during their recent press tour and seemed to continuously put their feet in their mouth.

It was a lot to take.

Now, ahead of his Jurassic World press tour, Chris Pratt has written a rather excellent post apologising for anything dumb or inappropriate he might say during the press tour.

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Think of it as a pre-apology.

When I do (potentially) commit the offensive act for which I am now (pre) apologizing you must understand I (will likely have been) tired and exhausted when I (potentially) said that thing I (will have had) said that (will have had) crossed the line.

He explained that the rooms can get a bit uncomfortable, hence why he will most definitely end up making a “tasteless and unprofessional comment” somewhere along the way.

Those rooms can get stuffy and the hardworking crews putting these junkets together need some entertainment! (Likely) that is who I was trying to crack up when I (will have had) made that tasteless and unprofessional comment. Trust me. I know you can’t say that anymore. In fact in my opinion it was never right to say the thing I definitely don’t want to but probably will have said.

He then wrote this wonderful apology to the people he will inevitably offend.

To those I (will have) offended please understand how truly sorry I already am. I am fully aware that the subject matter of my imminent forthcoming mistake, a blunder (possibly to be) dubbed “JurassicGate” is (most likely) in no way a laughing matter. To those I (will likely have had) offended rest assured I will do everything in my power to make sure this doesn’t happen (again).

It’s okay, Chris.

We will (most likely) forgive you if and when the time comes.

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