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5 questions for Ireland's most loved-up couple

And they called it puppy looooooove…

HOW FAR WOULD you go to profess your love for your significant other? Would you shout it from the rooftops? Write a long, soppy message on their Facebook wall?

Or perhaps… wear a t-shirt stating the date your crazy, beautiful love affair began?

PR consultant Clodagh Hogan snapped this (presumably) blissfully happy couple at Malahide train station earlier today, sporting matching clothing the like of which has never been seen before:

True commitment.

T-Shirt Couple! If you’re out there, we have just a few questions:

  • Why did you decide to get the t-shirts made?
  • Have any of your friends ever commented on them?
  • What happens if the girlfriend ever walks on the left, for example? Is that allowed?
  • Do you have any other matching outfits?
  • Are you or are you not the world’s most perfect couple?

BRB, just popping out to get a pair done up for ourselves and the other half.

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