LAST WEEK, WE brought you our divisive crisp hierarchy.
Today we decided to once again use highly scientific to create an incontrovertible Irish chocolate bar* ranking. Once again, we would like to remind you that this is science and you can’t argue with science.
Read it and weep.
GOD TIER:
Mars, Boost (née Moro), Toblerone, Twix, Wispa, Dairy Milk
TOP TIER:
Starbar, Snickers, Kit Kat, Dairy Milk Golden Crisp, Caramel, Kinder Bueno
MID TIER:
Milka, Dairy Milk Mint Crisp, Daim, Purple Snack, Curly Wurly, Crunchie
MEH TIER:
Yorkie, Double Decker, Flake, Galaxy, Mint Aero, Freddo Bar
SHITE TIER:
Bounty, Fry’s Chocolate Cream, Turkish Delight, Aero, Animal Bar, Picnic
* = By Irish, we mean sold and loved in Ireland.
