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14 foods that had absolutely no business being deep fried

Cease this activity.

TODAY, WE WERE deeply disturbed by a deep fried Big Mac. But hey, it gets worse…

1. Tequila shots

At least you’re getting soakage as you drink.

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2. Guinness

This involves soaking bread in Guinness then chucking it into some hot oil. Mmm, healthy.

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3. Watermelon

Yeah, it was too healthy anyway.

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Pizza

The only way to make pizza a bit greasier.

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Mars bar

You can get these in some chippers, and reports are, they aren’t bad. Just put aside a whole week of calories.

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Coke

Yes. We wanted to make our coke look like meatballs.

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7. Bacon

Just bleak.

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8. Beer

Please stop this.

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9. Creme Eggs

Not gonna lie, we’d probably actually eat this.

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10. Butter

The inventor of this was definitely taking the piss.

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11. Lasagna

How could you?

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12. Toasted cheese

We’ve reached peak cheese-goo.

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13. Mashed potatoes

There they are, waiting to haunt your dreams.

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14. Nutella

We didn’t think someone could ruin Nutella. We were wrong.

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