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8 'Irish breakfast rolls' that are a crime against the art

Readers of a sensitive disposition may want to look away.

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LOOK AT THAT fine example of a breakfast roll above. Drink it in. Because you’re about to witness some serious crimes against it.

This is what happens when the Irish breakfast roll ventures outside the control of Irish people. And it’s not pretty.

1.

Is that…green? Nope. Not in our breakfast roll you don’t.

2.

Irish breakfast roll special! Craig's house made head cheese, black pudding, fried egg, tangy mustard, onion, pickle, greens, on our sourdough roll! We've sold a ton of these today! #irishbreakfastroll #headcheese #lunchspecial #nutfree #halfbakedcafe #eatlocal #beverlyfarms #eatyourheartout Source: Instagram/halfbakedcafe

An ‘Irish breakfast roll special’ from a US café, which contains black pudding, egg, pickles, cheese, mustard, onion and greens, but no sausage. *shakes head*

3.

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Beans. BEANS?! How dare you.

4.

Egg overload. Also, we don’t understand the side of onions (?).

5.

YUMMM Irish Breakfast Roll Source: Instagram/apuffofcreme

Passable, but lacking the cramming and squashing that is essential to the true Irish breakfast roll.

6.

No David. No.

7.

The launch of the Big Big Irish Breakfast Roll ... Source: Facebook/Taste Ireland

Indecent.

8.

Lovely #dinner with #turkishraki and #irishbreakfastroll Source: Instagram/irmakyarar

Looks lonely in there, with all that space for the roll to actually close.

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