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9 people who know the pain of having no middle name

Why do your parents hate you?

She knows.
She knows.
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ACCORDING TO A recent study middle names are really quite beneficial and can help you to be more successful.

What about the people who don’t have middle names, eh? What about those poor sods?

People like these…

1. People who work in the Irish civil service

If you don’t have a middle name they put an X in your email addresses.

Sounds vaguely pornstar-ish/top spy-esque.

spy Source: Shutterstock.com

2. People who’ve tried to pass their confirmation name off as their middle name

As soon as they reach the blessed age they start inserting ‘A’ for Assumpta or ‘B’ for Brendan any chance they get.

Rihanna-Whats-My-Name-GIF Source: Crushable

3. People who’ve been thwarted by Internet forms

We’ve all come up against the ones that insist on you having a post code, but what about the ones that insist on a middle initial?

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4. The person who made this picture

mname Source: Faniq

5. People who have to make up a middle name

They usually go with ‘danger’ or ‘f**king’.

Tweet by @Cesar lomeli Source: Cesar lomeli/Twitter

6. These famous people

JK Rowling

Joanne Rowling wanted to write under her initials, and having been given no middle name at birth she chose ‘K’ after her grandmother Katherine.

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Kim and Kanye’s baby is stuck with it.

This little girl has changed my world in more ways than I ever could have imagined! Being a mom is the most rewarding feeling in the world! Happy Mothers Day to all of the moms out there! Source: kimkardashian

Abraham Lincoln

Well, he made it to president without a middle name, so it can’t be that bad.

7. People whose names are being read out at an official ceremony

8. This guy (who tried to make some money off it)

My friend is selling the rights to his middle name! Looking to sell it to companies for marketing reasons, lets make him famous - Imgur Source: Imgur

9. Me

Emer McLysaght. None of your fancy stuff here.

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