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Every house in Ireland is waking up to one of two scenes this morning

Which one are you?


IT’S JANUARY, IN the year of our Lord 2016, and Ireland has faced something of a clash of the titans.

Payday versus Dry January.

While large swathes of the country received their first paycheck since Christmas this week, the end of the alcohol free pilgrimage that is Dry January still sits tantalisingly out of reach.

Some resisted, and are waking up to these scenes of sitting room carnage after another wild Friday night on the sauce:

image Source: ewan1979 on reddit

Others gave in to the lure of the paycheck, and are waking up to scenes of debit card receipts in their wallet that SURELY some jokester slipped in there while they weren’t looking? FORTY SEVEN EURO ON SAMBUCA?


Two Solpadeine, be grand.

Well, which one are you? 

Poll Results:

Dry January to the bitter end (1119)

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Emer McLysaght

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