Dublin: 5 °C Tuesday 5 December, 2023
eau de silage

Enterprising Leitrim farmer selling silage-scented cologne

“You’ll be beating them off with a sprong”.

FOR WOMEN WHO are after farmers there is nothing more alluring than the waft of silage off a fellah – it means there’s plenty of fodder for the winter, mmm!

The sales pitch for Carrick On Shannon’s very own Eau de Silage on is mesmerising and scintillating.


The very latest technology has been used to bottle and sell the seductive bang of silage “so that you can enjoy the aroma at any time of year”.

Pair a few dabs of Eau de Silage with your new pair of piss catchers and a spiel about your massive road frontage, and you’ll be away in a hack.

Yours for just €45.

Thanks to Siobhan Gallagher

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