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Erotic books about dinosaurs are the latest thing that will creep you out

Just when you think you’ve seen it all…

EROTIC FICTION HAS been much spoken about in recent years thanks to the success of 50 Shades of Grey.

People seemed to be shocked that so many women were interested in bondage and S&M.  Can you imagine how they’ll feel about the fact that some women are turned on by dinosaurs?

Author Christie Sims writing apparently falls into the Dinosaur Beast Erotica genre, she says,

…while my outward tastes are relatively simple, my inner thoughts are filled with lusty thoughts of big, strong, powerful monsters having their way with beautiful maidens.


Here are some examples of Christie’s work.





You can read descriptions of the books on her Amazon page, but this line, taken from Taken by the T-Rex will give you an idea:

When the angry T-Rex corners the huntress in a box canyon, it seems more interested in her wet womanhood than in her flesh.

Wow.  Every time you think the internet can’t surprise you, it comes up with something like this.

H/T Jezebel/Geekologie

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