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Little girl plots against her brother in hilariously evil list

‘Dye his carpet pink’ is just one thing she’s planning to do. So evil.

BEWARE OF LITTLE sisters. They may seem like they’re all sweetness and light, but in reality they’re quietly plotting what they’d do in the event of your untimely demise.

Redditor lala989 discovered a list their daughter made of the things she’ll do if anything happens to her older brother. When something happens to her older brother.

It’s called ‘Ethan’s Gone List’. Ominous.

KpSrK2D Source: Reddit/lala989

Rip his Minecraft poster! Hammer everything he loves! 

Girl, you evil.

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