NEVER FEAR, YOU are not alone in your uselessness.
1. Keeping basil plants alive
2. Talking to anyone in a lift
Even if that person is a friend, once the doors close the awkward doom descends.
3. Parallel parking when anyone’s watching
4. Folding a pop-up tent
5. Fitting a sleeping bag back into its little pouch
6. Or an air mattress back into its box
7. Dealing with unfamiliar blinds
8. Putting Ikea furniture together
9. Singing the high note in Loving You
10. Putting a USB key in right the first time
Ps If you have a burning need to tell us how good you are at one or more of these things… we have this message for you…
