HAVE YOU BEEN longing for a strong, muscular smile? You’re in luck as a Japanese company has manufactured a contraption that promises to tackle saggy faces and brighten smiles.
Introducing Facial Fitness PAO. Stick it in our mouth for thirty seconds twice a day and flap your head back and forth for best results.
Like so.
Not weird at all.
Bizarrely, the product is endorsed by footballer Cristiano Ronaldo.
He can currently be seen appearing in this ad hyping the product and saying, “In my everyday training sessions, there is one area of my body that I hadn’t been exercising: my facial muscles. That is, until I discovered PAO.”
At no stage does he place the product in his mouth, but Ronaldo is nothing if not extremely discerning with the products he chooses to endorse, so this product must be the real deal.
Look at that smile. So broad, so strong.
