WE’RE ALL IN this together…
1. This is your life now
2. And this
3. At least once a day your cat goes berserk, bouncing off walls and furniture
4. You will utter the words “F**KING cat” or “bloody cat” more than any other words, ever
5. Sleep deprivation
6. In fact, #4 and #5 are often combined
7. Wrapping presents is a nightmare
8. You are never alone
9. Ever
10. The indecision. The interminable indecision
11. They’re not always as smart as you might think
12. Dog owners get this:
13. While cat owners get this:
14. Sometimes your cat thinks it is a dog
15. You’re constantly under attack
16.You don’t choose the cat, the cat chooses you
17. Say goodbye to chargers of any kind
18. Making a bed is a nightmare
19. What’s yours is theirs
20. Your cat probably hates you
21. Except for the times when it really loves you