The rules are simple: what Father Ted gag is happening at the exact moment the scene has been paused?
1.
"You won't be able to come with me... when I go into space."
"Fascists dress in black and go around telling people what to do, whereas priests..."
"I tell you what, Mrs Doyle, I won't book Carnegie Hall just yet."
2.
"It wasn't like that last night when he crawled into bed at 10 past the 11."
"I've never... Tony, I'm putting you on my list of enemies."
"Who's a bit of a moaning Michael tonight?"
3.
"I made the BBC."
"I have a very strange taste of raw meat in my mouth."
"Oh what a shower of bastards."
4.
"Yes Ted, I've been drinking like a mad eejit!"
"Wait, I need to go to the toilet first."
"Bishops love sci-fi."
5.
'"Ride me sideways" was another one.'
"Are you sure, Father? There's cocaine in it."
"I've arranged the Ferrero Rocher in a big triangular pile."
6.
"We need to do something practical! Something that will really help Dougal!"
"Who ees thees? Zere is no Creely 'ere."
"DAMN YOU, FATHER DICK BYRNE!"
7.
"Well, I hope you're not doing too much damage here, huh? Jack, are you behaving yourself?"
"Father Jack. Would you like a glass of brandy?"
"Come on, Father. We're going to have to move you again!"
8.
"No luck then, Ted?"
"Oh, yeah, Ted! He'd love that! You should definitely do that."
"Actually, Ted, you've done this to me before so I took the liberty of taping the conversation."
9.
"And the Pope closed down a lot of the factories that were makin' the potatoes"
"I sold 20 million records"
10.
"I'm no good at judging the size of crowds Ted, but I'd say there's about seventeen million of them out there."
"What?"
"You're right there, Ted."
You scored out of !
You got 1/10
"How did that gobshite take this quiz?"
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You got 2/10
"How did that gobshite take this quiz?"
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You got 3/10
"How did that gobshite take this quiz?"
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You got 4/10
You're still a class 3 relic.
You scored out of !
You got 5/10
You're still a class 3 relic.
You scored out of !
You got 6/10
You're still a class 3 relic.
You scored out of !
You got 7/10
You're now a class 2 relic.
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You got 8/10
"You're the second best priest in the country."
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You got 9/10
"You're the second best priest in the country."
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You got 10/10
"You're the best priest in the country."
