1. Which of these songs does Father Noel Furlong NOT perform in Father Ted?
Fat Bottomed Girls
Radio Gaga
Dirty Old Town
The Whole Of The Moon
2. How does Dougal know the Spider Baby is actually a baby?
It has the head of a baby
They keep it in a pram
It's wearing a nappy
There's a sign that says 'Spider Baby'
3. Which priest does Ted declare to be "worse than Hitler"
Father Dick Byrne
Father Fintan Stack
Father Paul Stone
Father Noel Furlong
4. What's the name of the sheep Ted bets a year's heating budget on in the King of the Sheep competition?
Chris
Seán
Fargo
Ted
5. What did Father Jack drink to get stage 4 Hairy Hands?
Brake fluid
Toilet duck
14 bottles of Powers
Bleach
6. Where is Father Shaft from?
South Africa
Donegal
Los Angeles
Croydon
7. Which of these is NOT a character trait of The Beast of Craggy Island?
It has a tremendous fear of stamps
It has a retractable leg so it can leap up at you better
It's been known to eat entire crops of turnips
It has no mouth, but instead has four arses
8. What is the name of the incident that saw Dougal being sent to Craggy Island?
The Blackrock Incident
The Clonakilty Incident
The Father Maguire Incident
The Naked Nuns Incident
9. What kind of cake does Mrs Doyle bake into a jumper shape for Eoin McLove?
Chocolate cake
Lemon cake
Banana cake
Carrot cake
10. What was Father Dick Byrne's forfeit for losing a darts tournament?
Kicking Bishop Brennan up the arse
Kicking Bertie Ahern up the arse
Saying 'bollocks' in front of Mary Robinson
Telling Bishop Brennan to feck off
11. At what precise speed will the bomb be activated on Pat Mustard's milk float?
Under 5mph
Under 3mph
Under 4mph
Under 7mph
12. In 'Chirpy Burpy Cheap Sheep' who is in the cupboard in the shop. John or Mary?
John, that old bastard
Mary, the smelly titface
13. In 'And God Created Woman' what's Polly Clarke's novel called?
Dropping The Lámh
Encrusted With Lust
Lobbing The Gob
Bejewelled With Kisses
14. What is The Dancing Priest's real name?
Fr Damo Lennon
Fr Liam Finnegan
Fr Joe Briefly
Fr Cyril McDuff
15. What competition does Henry Sellers come to judge on Craggy Island?
The Lovely Girls Competition
The Golden Cleric
All-Priests Stars in Their Eyes Lookalikes
King of the Sheep
You scored out of !
Do you even know where your blue jumper is?
You'd give Father Dougal a run for his money. Poor effort.
You scored out of !
Do you even know where your blue jumper is?
You'd give Father Dougal a run for his money. Poor effort.
You scored out of !
Do you even know where your blue jumper is?
You'd give Father Dougal a run for his money. Poor effort.
You scored out of !
Do you even know where your blue jumper is?
You'd give Father Dougal a run for his money. Poor effort.
You scored out of !
Do you even know where your blue jumper is?
You'd give Father Dougal a run for his money. Poor effort.
You scored out of !
Ah go on, go on, go on
You tried your best. You're like Mrs Doyle pushing that tea on anything that moves. Sometimes, it sticks.
You scored out of !
Ah go on, go on, go on
You tried your best. You're like Mrs Doyle pushing that tea on anything that moves. Sometimes, it sticks.
You scored out of !
Ah go on, go on, go on
You tried your best. You're like Mrs Doyle pushing that tea on anything that moves. Sometimes, it sticks.
You scored out of !
You know your Johns from your Marys
Did you know John and Mary appeared six times over the course of Father Ted?
Of course you did, you smelly titface.
You scored out of !
You know your Johns from your Marys
Did you know John and Mary appeared six times over the course of Father Ted?
Of course you did, you smelly titface.
You scored out of !
You know your Johns from your Marys
Did you know John and Mary appeared six times over the course of Father Ted?
Of course you did, you smelly titface.
You scored out of !
You're Father Jack
And you know where ALL the grog is hidden, you clever article.
You scored out of !
You're Father Jack
And you know where ALL the grog is hidden, you clever article.
You scored out of !
You're Ted! The best priest of them all
And yes, that money WAS just resting in your account.
You scored out of !
You're Ted! The best priest of them all
And yes, that money WAS just resting in your account.
You scored out of !
You're Ted! The best priest of them all
And yes, that money WAS just resting in your account.
