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The Hardest Father Ted Quiz Ever

Do you know your Father Damos from your Father Larry Duffs?

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1. Which of these songs does Father Noel Furlong NOT perform in Father Ted?
Fat Bottomed Girls
Radio Gaga

Dirty Old Town
The Whole Of The Moon
2. How does Dougal know the Spider Baby is actually a baby?
It has the head of a baby
They keep it in a pram

It's wearing a nappy
There's a sign that says 'Spider Baby'
3. Which priest does Ted declare to be "worse than Hitler"
Father Dick Byrne
Father Fintan Stack

Father Paul Stone
Father Noel Furlong
4. What's the name of the sheep Ted bets a year's heating budget on in the King of the Sheep competition?
Chris
Seán

Fargo
Ted
5. What did Father Jack drink to get stage 4 Hairy Hands?
Brake fluid
Toilet duck

14 bottles of Powers
Bleach
6. Where is Father Shaft from?
South Africa
Donegal

Los Angeles
Croydon
7. Which of these is NOT a character trait of The Beast of Craggy Island?
It has a tremendous fear of stamps
It has a retractable leg so it can leap up at you better

It's been known to eat entire crops of turnips
It has no mouth, but instead has four arses
8. What is the name of the incident that saw Dougal being sent to Craggy Island?
The Blackrock Incident
The Clonakilty Incident

The Father Maguire Incident
The Naked Nuns Incident

9. What kind of cake does Mrs Doyle bake into a jumper shape for Eoin McLove?
Chocolate cake
Lemon cake

Banana cake
Carrot cake
10. What was Father Dick Byrne's forfeit for losing a darts tournament?
Kicking Bishop Brennan up the arse
Kicking Bertie Ahern up the arse

Saying 'bollocks' in front of Mary Robinson
Telling Bishop Brennan to feck off
11. At what precise speed will the bomb be activated on Pat Mustard's milk float?
Under 5mph
Under 3mph

Under 4mph
Under 7mph
12. In 'Chirpy Burpy Cheap Sheep' who is in the cupboard in the shop. John or Mary?
John, that old bastard
Mary, the smelly titface
13. In 'And God Created Woman' what's Polly Clarke's novel called?
Dropping The Lámh
Encrusted With Lust

Lobbing The Gob
Bejewelled With Kisses
14. What is The Dancing Priest's real name?
Fr Damo Lennon
Fr Liam Finnegan

Fr Joe Briefly
Fr Cyril McDuff
15. What competition does Henry Sellers come to judge on Craggy Island?
The Lovely Girls Competition
The Golden Cleric

All-Priests Stars in Their Eyes Lookalikes
King of the Sheep
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Did you know John and Mary appeared six times over the course of Father Ted? Of course you did, you smelly titface.
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And you know where ALL the grog is hidden, you clever article.
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You're Ted! The best priest of them all
And yes, that money WAS just resting in your account.
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