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12 feelings everyone who hates festival season will relate hard to

It’s NOT FUN.

FESTIVAL SEASON CAN be a bit of a drag for some. Are you one of those who…

1. Resents the fun

HOW DO PEOPLE FIND THIS FUN?

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2. Secretly feel smug when it’s lashing and you’re at home on the sofa

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3. You absolutely despise the fact that you’ve to pay €200 to see one band you like

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4. Who has even HEARD of those bands?

5. Mud, festival loos, the crowds, the shite watery beer… WHY

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6. The thought of sleeping in a tent makes your skin crawl

You’ll have the hotel room, thanks.

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7. You secretly pity people going off to a festival while pretending you’re totally jealous of all the craic they’ll have

Oh yeah, have fun washing your hair with bottled water and a hangover.

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8. The craic = some lad shouting Alan at 4am in the morning

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9. If you want to be near the front for your favourite band you’ve to wait HOURS without so much as a wee

Move at your peril. Oh what fun.

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10. Wellies are simply the worst footwear to ever exist, even over crocs

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NO amount of spotty Dunnes patterns can help them.

11. Did you mention the crowds?

The trek home from any festival, be it bus or beer-reeking car, is basically your seventh circle of hell.

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12. Festival fashion articles will be the end of you

Write one more, we dare you.

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