FIRST DATES IRELAND returns tonight and we’re all excited.
How many more clangers will we get this season?
11. Will they be as bad as Kias’ line?
BIG NEWS.
2. We kinda love Emmet for this extremely self-indulgent quip
She reminded me of me in many ways. I dunno, does that mean I fancy myself? I’m not too sure.
3. Niall dropped so many bad lines it was hard to pick just one
We settled on this line, when asked if he’d see his date again:
Maybe if she learns her manners.
4. “Irish guys have no game”, said Sarah
Maybe true, but still.
5. When Damien from Limerick called his mam in front of his date
I’m my mom’s favourite. We can call her and ask her if you want.
Christ.
6. This bill MESS
Splitting the bill is fine, but C’MON.
Actually, I have to pay by card because I don’t have the…
So I’ll give you cash then?
Yeah.
7. Lucy and Aidan’s snipping end-of-date interview
She chose not to have a second date and gave a weak reason which was rightly called out.
You’re an absolute gentleman.
What are you looking for then, an asshole?
8. “Republic of Ireland is the little bit at the top of the map, isn’t it?”
Lord help us.
https://www.facebook.com/TheIrishPost/videos/10156709801173452/
9. Dawn wasn’t really holding out to impress anyone
Alannah-Rose: I know what my main is gonna be, the salmon.
Dawn: UGH. Can I ask if there’s kid’s menu?
10. Ian the ass man
I’m an ass man. You look like someone with a good ass.
He later asked her to go to the bathroom so he could examine her ass. Charming.
11. Finally, the last one goes to Darryl the landscaper from this clanger
Any problems with your bush, let me know.
Ah Darryl, too eas.y
