Saturday 2 July, 2022
‘Oh my God, I’m really insulted.’
Hope the reception is in the First Dates Restaurant.
This date was a winner of the season.
“This woman is just 100 per cent full-on.”
This week one of our old favourites returned for a second chance on First Dates.
The Maitre ‘D was on a love buzz.
The nation’s heart went out to his poor date.
They need to install a panic button at the tables after this.
We can’t wait to see what lies ahead.
Of course, the first dater was called Paddy Murphy.
Two seasons of pure, delightful cringe.
For Coco Television and other independent TV outfits, a lot hinges on the whims of RTÉ.
“For the first time I realised it’s OK to be gay in Ireland. People are behind you.”
He’s going to show her around Cork.
They sang Little Mermaid at the table ffs.
Up all night to get bucky.
“If she likes a good pun, I’ll marry her right now.”
Sinead didn’t mind at all, though. Oh you crazy kids.
“You’re not going to stay on the pole in your JEANS.”
RTÉ have confirmed that the post-date round-up has since been changed for RTÉ Player.
