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9 times the damn fortune-telling fish ruined Christmas for everyone

HOW is ‘passionate’ a fortune?

IF YOU PULLED a cracker over the past few days, chances are, you’ll have come into contact with one of these.

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The premise of the Fortune Telling Fish is simple. Put the red plastic fish on your hand, and the way it reacts will tell your fortune.

But it’s tough out there.

1. It can dictate the rest of your life if you let it

2. Families have been destroyed at its mercy

3. Sometimes on purpose

4. Then there are those who don’t really get a fortune

5. It’s too complicated to decode

6. Then it just tells you things you don’t want to hear

7. Or it jumps ship and leaves you in limbo


8. Wait until you have to decide which way it’s actually going… ruins

9. But we will always have our vengeance

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