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20 of the most Cork things that ever happened

Never change, Cork.

1. The time someone made an absolute hamesĀ of painting a bicycle

2. The time Corkā€™s biggest talk show got a masturbation joke in theirĀ ad

Why play with the knob?

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3. The time these lads saw the Google van coming and said ā€œCheese!ā€

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4. The time the name of this shop caused everyone to do a double take

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5. The time this guy gave a chair a backie

6. The time this crowd just couldnā€™t resist a ā€œbullocksā€ pun

7. The time this car park gave the most Irish directions ever

8. The time this lad stumbled upon a pothole in Lismireā€¦ and discovered that it was basically a swimming pool

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9. The time this pole dancing club advertised the services of its three-armed dancer

10. The time someone made the ā€œKeep Calmā€ meme their own

11. The time Google thought this was the local Starbucks

12. The time someone made a balls of the gaff and had it advertised around town

13. The time this pub gave preferential sausage treatment to people who voted Yes

Tweet by @The Bishopstown Bar Source: The Bishopstown Bar/Twitter

14. The time this was an acceptable way to address a letter

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15. The time this three-bedroom house in Mallow was put on the market for ā‚¬43 million

download Source: MyHome.ie

16. The time Roy Keaneā€™s biography was given the special treatment it deserved

download (1) Source: Aoife Barry

17. And the time Roy was enlisted to give people filthiesĀ in the pub

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18. The time this chipper saw an opportunity for a pun and ran with it

19. The time Paul told it like it was

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20. And the time someone made the most Cork road sign of all time

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Go handy.



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Amy O'Connor

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