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The Guide To Dumping Your Other Half

Read this before you kick them to the kerb.

BREAKING UP IS hard to do.

In fact, looking someone in the eye and telling them it’s over is one of the most difficult things many of us will have to face. But fret not, dearest love-starved readers, because DailyEdge.ie is here to give you a helping hand.

Grab some tissues and let’s begin.

Make sure it’s what you both really want

Are you sure it’s really run its course? … Are they?

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Get your reasons straight

You could even do up a Friends-style pros and cons list. If it’s mostly cons, like below, it might be time to tap the eject button.

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Try to keep things light

Like with a nice treasure hunt.

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Keep it private

Or at least, don’t hire out a billboard.

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Try to avoid getting personal

Hey, the dog didn’t sanction that breach of trust. Leave him out of this mess.

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Be nice!

After all, you shared some beautiful times together.

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And if you can’t be nice, bring food

Food always helps.

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Failing that… Always get the last laugh

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What’s your worst break-up story?

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