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All these mammies have lost their birthday presents thanks to Garth Brooks

Won’t somebody think of the mammies?

Source: PA

THE NEWS THAT all five of Garth Brooks’ shows in Croke Park have been cancelled came as a shock to many.

But so far, the absolute worst thing about the whole debacle has been overlooked.

What’s that, you ask? Well, it’s worse than you can imagine:

Yes, that’s right. Mammies all over Ireland are being deprived of their birthday presents.

There’s an epidemic.

Irish Mammies are hurting.

And that hurt is spreading.

Truly, this is a national emergency.

We wouldn’t want them to have to get the wooden spoon.

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